10. Cankles…enough said.
9. Only 2 pairs of shoes currently fit my feet (see number 10).
8. I can conveniently erase the whiteboard with my baby belly.
7. At recess I let the kids who are in trouble and sitting out go early just so I can sit on their bench.
6. The sixth graders (whom I had 2 years ago) no longer say hi to me in the hallways after their sex ed lessons.
5. I scoot around the classroom way too much on my rolling chair.
4. I’ve scratched story time because I can’t sit Indian style on the floor and get up gracefully anymore.
3. Each mother on staff has told me about their birthing experiences…twice.
2. I refuse to buy anymore maternity clothes for my teaching wardrobe.
1. When walking around my classroom I accidentally hit my students on the backs of their heads with my baby belly.